SC.2023.17. Florin Haban
I am Florin Haban, I am a planetologist. I explore remote, distant, dangerous biomes and bring back footage, commentary, research data and the like, from the most unlikely places. Today I want to talk to you about the Undana-Re atoll, the newest landmass in Arnd. Satellite photography from even ten years ago attest that this land was underwater then. But an active volcano, a fungal layer and hyperactive coral cultures changed all that. When I say fungal layer, I mean that very deliberately, the coral could not attach to the basalt layer present, due to the heat, without the fungus to absorb and mitigate some of the excess heat, and possibly some of the sulfuric gases present in large quantities all around the atoll. Who am I, I'm sure some of you will ask. There were no planetologists assigned to a place that didn't exist ten years ago, some of you might ask... And you'd be right, I did not come here as a planetologist, I came here as a reservist army engineer, shout out to all the 'Can do's listening out there. Oh, how I hate that picture, but it's the only picture I have where I'm neither in uniform, nor covered in some gunk, substance, live beetles or something-or-other, so it'll have to do. I'm enjoying a local drink here, an Undana-Fi, and local regulations require me to state that drinking more than two a year is not recommended, and can be quite hazardous to your health, seeming as the median lethal dose of sulfuric gases contained in them can be obtained in just four glasses. Please drink responsibly. Did I finish that drink? Oh, no, but that wasn't for lack of trying. However, the locals confiscated it, saying the bartender didn't have a license, and considering how potent the drink is, that particular formality may not be as optional there. I had to make do with a warm bottle of indica tonic. I've drank more pleasant medicine.
Current Location
Ethnicity
Other Ethnicities/Cultures
Life
780 AK
815 AK
35 years old
Circumstances of Death
Was found dead under mysterious circumstances.
Birthplace
New Tsou City
Place of Death
Children
Hi there! Thanks again for allowing me to read your article on stream! Here's the link to the VOD on YouTube. I appreciate you sharing such an interesting character!
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Thank you for doing this, I've just listened to the stream, I probably should get a proofreader, you had so many difficulties with that long sentence in the middle.
No lol that was all my fault. Sorry about that again! It makes perfect sense now.
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