Corvo
"This is an outrage!" Linnaeus Van Pelt was worried about his cat and the fact that the cat had basically, a t-shirt on.
"Please calm down, honoured dignitary."
"My beloved Corvo is not to be subjected to such undignity!"
"But, Milord!"
"These clothes have to go!"
"But, he cannot, he'd be naked!"
"He's a cat! He's naked, and good at it! And he will get heatstroke from these clothes, if they're not removed."
"He's purring..."
"Ok, you traitor, I was trying to spare you some heat, but apparently, you like it more than I thought..."
"Mew? Purr Purr Purr! Mew!"
"Honoured dignitary, please, we must take our places in line."
"You're right, damn your eyes." And so it was, that four kittens, their mother and her sisters, then Linnaeus Van Pelt then his bodyguard walked behind the sovereign's casket. Tadros Dandelion had point, Dan Ma to the side, Imravar Venatori and Jack Paper filling out the missing spots carrying the casket. There had been a bidding war, trying to get the honour, but Aumhivina Kautanissian had stopped this, saying: "All honour Meihomei, Aumhavar of her own self, but there are only so many handles to the casket. You will have to honour her in your own way. These, I speak the names of, so that her casket will not walk there of its own self, but feel no slight, and believe no insult nor injury. Nor believe her casket wouldn't have done it, had I believed she felt her enemies needed the aggravation."
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