Linnaeus Van Pelt
Respectable Van Pelt Linnaeus Van Pelt (a.k.a. Blanket-boy to his sister)
"And you little brother, what have you been up to?"
"I travelled on Meihomei's Personal Cutter with the Orange Prince of the Tsou, a Yamagandi Prelate, a Goguryean Blood Prince, and a Prince of the Second Rank of the Nisei, as well as Meihomei herself. It was exhausting."
"And they are all here now?"
"Yes, they all begged to rejoin their delegations."
"Just which of them do you think is more influencable?"
"I don't know, they were tense all voyage, all of them, way too much royalty of high level in close proximity, and none of them trusted the others."
"Why?"
"Meihomei insisting on waiting on the Yamagandi to join us for religious reasons had them all nervous. They thought it was some plot."
"Of course it was a plot, a minor one, we just don't want the Nisei or the Goguryean to squash the smaller nations in the treaty. Wait, are you sure he said he was a prince of the second rank?"
"Yeah, why?"
"They're not supposed to leave Nisei, not after they go up from third rank... He must be in disgrace."
"Oh, but there's only four in the second rank, currently, the Magelord keeps them on a really tight leash."
"Heavens, little brother, they've been confiding in you?"
"Well, not like hardcore, but they have been spilling, it's all in my report."
"No wonder Meihomei trusts you, you got a Nisei prince to chat up?"
"What's with that? They get lonely, like anyone else, and I was probably a lot less threatening than Meihomei, or a Blood Prince of Goguryeo."
"You were probably the lowest threat on that boat that didn't wear a Kagomine armed services uniform, little brother, well done."
"Nothing you wouldn't have done, big sis."
"I'm a vice-undersecretary, I'd be a bigger threat, little brother, really, you did good."
"Don't get too excited though, the Magelord is Amarat's childhood teacher, if anyone in Nisei understands Kagomine, it's him."
"Oh, yeah, that's a good reminder, we should send it to everyone, not many foreign chiefs of state have lived for years in Kagomei, but Nisei's has, and while he was an ally at the time, he does know basically, our whole chain of command, on a first-name basis."
"He taught numbers to the Kagomine heir..."
"Yeah, our cousin! Has he told you about DarDarDarVeeVeeVee Holdings?"
"What about our holding company?"
"Just that the numbers are good, 35% year-over-year growth."
"Linni-lolly!"
Kids are the worse. I can't help but start whenever I hear that nickname, from my childhood. "Why'd you pick that up from the old recordings, auntie?"
"A reminder..."
"I'm unlikely to forget."
"Oh heavens, I'm not trying to remind you... I wanted to remind your sister... She, of all people, should know better than to underestimate you..."
"But auntie, Lusi has nothing I'd want, I'm no threat to her..."
"But when she underestimates you, others do so as well..."
"Let them..."
"No, I won't. Respect is earned, you've earned yours, do not cast it out needlessly."
"And yet, you use this reminder, of how I was considered foreign... Not a native of Kagomei, at all..."
"Anyone who thought your mother being born in Lolland and your father in Brunswick, made you less, understands nothing."
"You have someone in mind, and it's not my sister..."
"No, it's mine..."
"Your sister? Meihomei!?"
"You act surprised... I've tried to have you promoted, and my sister is always the one that doubts..."
"Let her, let her doubt..."
"But why?"
"Do you know how many misfits feel better about me, when they know I'm no special friend of her, for all I'm her second cousin once removed, by marriage?"
"No, you're her second cousin by adoption, by marriage. And a third cousin by marriage without that. Your still comfortably in the single digit order of the succession for her throne."
"Why is only in Kagomei, the third in line to tenth in line a secret?"
"Technically, second in line is legally a secret, or would be, I just happened to be second, and declined, so that lets everyone know who was third... You still don't know who is third now..."
"If it ain't Flora, I think you're doing aristocracy wrong..."
"It was mother's assassination, that made sis change the law... She couldn't change the feeling that knowing how close they were, it infuenced some to try to kill her..."
"Your adoptive mother?"
"No, birthmother, not Prithyanka Dandelion, but Schoonvance Venatori... Because she was fourth in line, but died in mysterious circumstances, away from everything of consequence."
"Could she just have died in her sleep?"
"No, she died at the same time Rembrandt did, we just hid the exact circumstances not to give our enemies more fuel for the fire..."
"What, rembrandt who gave his life for her?"
"He did, she just didn't survive him by as long as some folks think..."
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